ramblings to fuck...

seriously, ltj made me realise how fuckin baws all that emo pish is and fuckin boys night out were as good as ur gran trying to make metal. so shite.

long live happier music and more inspired music people!

aye and life is good, just 1800 words too short jus now!

x

Current Location: uni
Current Mood: aye man pure
Current Music: side walk when she walks

hello im happy.

who?

x

Current Mood: but fragmented
Current Music: njonononnoed

alreet there

heres a tune

A LITTLE STORY OF TWO

see it out a window
a first impression
OF YOU

never saw it coming
hit in the face
like a wrecking ball

but i love that feeling
just as much as sayin it all to you

and hour free, no way there
hopelessly lost on my own
do you know what that does to me?
tearing apart.

in all seriousness, i think a
re-cap is in order.
what i feel needs to be said
over and over and over
even though you know i mean it

i truly do mean it

i think i need to say it again.

OK PEEPS, if u know me, youl know what its about!

x

Current Mood: but happy
Current Music: CBK

hello

i got to stay with vony for 5 days.i feel that is an immense cause for celebration!

x

Current Mood: who?
Current Music: western addiction

listen to fugazi

or die

yeh man ayeeee

x

Current Mood: chipper
Current Music: what else but fugazi

hey there music lovers

heres the second instalment of my almighty genius :P not really but some of these are intriguin to say the least

THEMES FOR THE NEW SONGS

vaseline
literature
green
gig tickets
tony blair
bed linen
athlonics (a word im proud to say i invented myself!)

THIS PARTICULAR PROJECT IS TITLED - LIFE PRE-PRINTED ON TICKOR PAPER

ok heres the tunes -

GUINESS BOOK OF RAT WHORES

what to do when it happens to you
a mind crushing blow to the skull

silent embracing patterns

its a photo
its a photograph

of you and me
shows up all of us
even those
who arent in it

what next, two thousand and seven dot com
did you see it
it will ruin me
push me over
shiny cover
strangle-hold
modern tech
too much, costs 50 less than list

its a photo
its a photograph
repeat to abrupt
its a photo
its a photograph

song two -

TICKS

top two, colourful ones for sure
one was a blast
feathered edges nicely
decorated

next six, all blue with the humour
four signed, sure as hell made my night
good memories, one i'll not forget too fast

two commercial for me
7000
tin roof people
sign of severe corporate hospitality
but they were fun while the lasted

3 stepped downwards
two were the best of my life
adore those i do
truth. perception.

final tow yet to see
one blue one red
can't wait
except for the slamdancers
again, truth. perception.

song three -

A SERIES OF A-POLITICAL DYSFUNCTIONS (WRITTEN IN) COMICAL VERSE

leader? id like to disagree
i'm so disenfranchised with
his preaching
hatred, true, a strong word
but sometimes, experience is necessary

drunk and ginger
what the fuck?
him, country, leader
go fuck yourself you golden wonders

what the fucks bob geldof got to do with it anyway?
show me your credentials
now
show me your credentials
now

see, you cant
gone too far
enveloped in it arent you?
self-importance was never a strength
of yours, was it...
im annoyed to say the least///

song 4 -

LOLLOPS

rolls away down the hill
was a pretty but violent affair

im from around here
i dont feel thats a virtue
truly i dont

gee, some surprises are too
much
but why would i wanna witness
something so special with some
individuals i hate

i think ill go next door

thanks very much
your hospitality was super
i'll come back

another one to add to the memory book, aagin
an anticlimax
to fuck

song 5 -

TELLING STORIES TO A POLICEMAN, NEVER HOLDING THERE

first i pick it up
round in my hand
smooth and curved

next, lid off, shows insides
rubbing fingers
gently, trying to create
the perfect dome shape

now to the matter in hand
literally, fingertips
approaches my mouth
i can smell it nearing me
aloe vera
rubbing it on, i feel
the moisture touch me
like a proverbial flood
of just what i need

i hope you think this songs about
whatever its not

first i pick it up
round in my hand
smooth and curved

ender.
not quite. gotta rub my lips together.

finally, song 6 -

IN THE WORDS OF AMERICAN TRENDS COMES DECIPHER

secent of a woman
fucking hell!

nightclub shenanigans
too much to take
uncomfortable
escaping all before

yeah thats us
honey i think you're great

talking too much
too quiet though
deafening like a rain shower
in a desert
i dont know what im
talking about.

OK PEEPS THERES THE HITS FOR THE NEW YEAR

and the last song is not about vony, jus so u know.its jus me babbling pish.

k bye x x x

Current Mood: bouncy
Current Music: fugazi omg sooooo good :D

ok peeps heres the long awaited un vale ong of my new lyrocks! haha i quite like that. "lyrocks" thats a new one.anyway and that

here goes

the new project i developed is called "The Cricketer EP" and is so called because i got a book on the ashes for xmas from the mother (muchos thanks).

themes involved in the writing of this include:

home
influence
care & devotion
laser beams
texas
starting afresh
starting (yes the second starting IS meant to be there!)

the first song is called:

MY DECISION IS...

everyone thought this was to be OUR STYLE
no, they didnt, plainly, lets SHOCK them

electric to the face!
to the face!
the face!
face!

i dont want to be here
feel its crowding me, over
get out of town, swear and leave

never thought youd look like that
faceless, whats the point?
best figures, almanac, proved to history

i might even say its quite shocking!

electric to the face!
to the face!
the face!
face!

everyone thought this was to be OUR STYLE
no, they didnt, plainly, lets SHOCK them

electric to the face!
to the face!
the face!
face!

OK!!!! song two is about my major musical heroes (prizes if you can guess the person each verse is about!)and is called -

SEARCH FOR 128 ARROW (FIND NOW)

black, dank, long hair
changes with his own times
blows me away, scream to whisper
a true idol, nothing more to say

once a punk, all energy
done it all, proved it twice now
stop-start, stop-start
rhythms to blow you away
needs to prove nothing to anyone

new kid i have seen
makes melody and aggression the same thing
atmospherics - virtue
with only 6 strings he
makes me smile
what more can he ever do.

FINALLY THERS TRACK THREE WHICH IS ABOUT HOME I THINK BUT IT IS VERY LOOSE HAHA -

A BEGINNING TO END(. ...)

long held beliefs
thankfully shattered
truly saw they told me nothing

move on, new dawn
a scheme and way, away

did anyone ever expect this
EVER
SAW

heres a joke, in a bad way
theres a joke, in a good way, obviously

what was the point on the aural
interchange listed above.it may
have achieved something, im
never sure these days

MATTERED

fun while it lasts, turn
down the decibels
WORTH LIVING? me thought no
now me know no, for sure

I AM true goD!

ok so that was my initial ideas,i feel that if we link them with blonds lyrical ideas there could be a debut album on the cards on EMI or Virgin records before summer.joke blonde itll be on fat wreck.will it fuck.

bye for now and all that shitty mcfuckfuck.im gonna get writing some more futhamuckas.oh yeh!

mike x

ps i got to see vony today that was like the highlight of my hols so far.fuckin rite x

Current Mood: but happy oh ayee
Current Music: alexisonurmawsfire

iv bn writin songs

get ready for the lyrics for

"the cricketer ep"

oh aye x

Current Mood: ayeeeeee
Current Music: poison the well

haw man pure mad home and that

aye im home and its bollocks

but i found the new afi song on their myspace woohoo and i got all excited :):) so yeh

www.myspace.com/afi


for the greatest band in the world see above u cunt


x

Current Mood: pure mad buckie man.sxe.
Current Music: afi what else?

right im finshed for this semester which rocks so its party party party til sundays dreaded trip home






yeh




x

Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: alexis

WAS SHHHHIIITTTEEEEE


listen to black flag



AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

x

Current Mood: aye wi ur maw
Current Music: black flag

www.pileofshite.com

this is boring my fucking brains out.




















































x

Current Mood: cuz of essays
Current Music: bronx

rite well yet again im hear late into the night and i cant sleep.

its shite! ah well im gonna do some readin i think cuz otherwise i wont sleep.

VONY ROCKS !!!! !!!!

x

Current Mood: cuz i cant sleep
Current Music: still remains, white walls

hiya peeps,

hahahahahahaha

x
youv nae baws

Current Mood: like a spanish pig
Current Music: thrice

dood like what happened?

x

Current Mood: about ur testes-satchel
Current Music: rise against

so so any of u know him?

hes a close friend with jonothon battlemat.........

x

Current Music: the sweet sound of ur mum

hey hey im frickin shattered and have french exam in 8 hours.

FUCK!

but the mars volta are great to listen to when im tired, another example of cedric's genius.

YEAH!

mike x

Current Mood: but awake :S:S:S
Current Music: mars volta, this apparatus must be unearthed

why hello there

mike by the way.

whats crackin out there?!

sian, who?

i think overall that this sporadic lurve-erness is a tad dangereuse. as was timothy the one eyed meteor.

visit www.talkingshite.com

visit www.gothscarf.com

also www.scottcwhiteislongandblack.com

jindobre x

Current Mood: haw man pure shite!
Current Music: the bled, my assassin

HOWS IT GOIN MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!

chinqui, i like you, do you like me??

sian has had an idea, or maybe it was ross i dunno.hooooooo cares??? but its funny.

check it.

we have proved that physics is cool and not done by stiff geezers who is pricks!! blonde ross aint!

aye........................

more when i decide that it is good to TALK SHITE!

bye bye x

Current Mood: haw man!!!
Current Music: shit-182, anthem part 2